The dwarf twins, Derp and Herp, stood pondering the object. It perplexed them both, which wasn’t necessarily a hard thing to do. Derp absent-mindedly rubbed his toad-stool nose and Herp’s roving eye wandered in a different direction entirely.
Derp broke the silence first.
“A horse-beastie made out of wood is an odd thing to find.”
Herp blinked his good eye and tried to look at it harder. His bad eye was too busy watching a butterfly.
“I wonder how fast it goes?” Herp asked.
Derp resisted the urge to slap his forehead and rolled his eyes.
“Does stupid hurt, Herp?”
The above is my entry for the 100-Word-Challenge. The prompt this week was the photo posted above.
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